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Okay, that was more annoying than Matrix-like

Sure, you had the matrix moves, but that's not the only thing you need to create a movie. You need a god-damn story-line. This was the part that annoyed me most.

Oh no, "Seo" has to run from some agents, fight them, run, fight them, run, fight them, run... it just went on and on. Not to mention, the dialoge was TERRIBLE. Most of it was not necessary at all. At the final part when he faced off with that last agent, he had dual swords, and after several lines of dialoge they agree to fight with swords. Then after a single clash between the two fighters, they decide to fight without swords with the aid of some more bland lines. That whole 1 and a half minutes of pointless dialoge could have been cut-out and replaced with him just throwing down his dumbass swords and fighting.

The sprites were lacking, the backgrounds, while fitting the style, were too pixelated for my taste. And while the music sort-of fitted the mood, there were no sound effects. It makes a scene a lot better when you can hear a bullet bounce off him harmlessly and slam at a ferocious speed into an enemy.

Next time, I advise at least writing some sort of script before putting together your movie. Trust me, it helps.

MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!!

What's wrong with this movie? Where do I start?! The voices are the most annoying factor. Most of the time the characters are just muttering and there are little "gusts of breath" noises every 2 seconds. Even after turning up the volume I couldn't hear what they said. And there was no constant volume either. While one person was whispering another was almost yelling.

There was some attempted humor in some scenes, but the punch-lines were so screwed up I never even smiled.

The graphics weren't bad, but they weren't exactly top-notch either. All in all, this makes poop look not only good, but sexy.

I like muffins.

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